MR. WICK!!!
Mr. Wick was born in the small, rural town of New York City in 1895. He is the only person to have ever won both the Super Bowl and the Nobel prize. He is the inventor of the spoon, the meatloaf, the electric kazoo, and thousands of other extremely useful devices we would be miserable without. The movies Space Jam, Legally Blonde, and The Notebook were all based on him. When he's not teaching high school physics, he battles zombies in an alternate universe. He is also the heir to the Playboy mansion. So let's hear it for Mr. Wick, the greatest man alive.
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